Dang, couldn't think of anything to say huh...  SHE MUST'VE BEEN SMOKIN!!!

I keep tellin' you there's life in the old boy yet ... 

Mike

Oh, I posted the story on FA but I'll tell it again (im a little bored at my hangout)
OK, so I'm leaving my office/hangout and have the Gallardo Spyder with the top down parked in front of my door. 

Some gal in her 20's is there with her civic parked in front of mine.  She is writing a note.  Looks at me and smiles, I say "heya".  She says Oh I was leaving you a note.  Oh f*ck, did she tap me?  "Saying?" "Oh I wanted to know if you knew anything about how to get out of a parking ticket?"  WTF?  A what?  "Uh, why?"  "Oh I got one for parking in front of a housedriveway the other day but it was my friends house, you looked like you would know how to get out of these things".  I went on to explain how she was 99.9% screwed and there was no way to get out of them and to think of it more like a car tax not a ticket or she'd go crazy.  "Oh, well did you want to pay it?"  (WTF!?!?) "uh no, I've got more than enough, I even keep copies inside (no that wasn't a proposition, sheesh)".  "Oh, ok well I'd settle for a ride?"  Then I thought for a second and said "wait a sec, you were leaving me your phone number weren't you?"  "No no, I thought you knew something about tickets. . .and. well yes I guess my number would have been there too" (smiles again).  "I gotta ask ya, how do you know I wasn't 60 something 300 pounds and bald?"  "I saw you pull up earlier and go inside".  I shook my head and thought, ahhhh if I was only still single I'd have taken her for two rides.  What I said though was, "heh, sorry hon, I don't think my wife would appreciate it".  Then got in my car and took off.

so I'm taking this to mean she was ugly

So she was ugly

I'm really starting to feel that this thread is worthless without pics.