look?   i dunno about that

Hey, I don't know about you guys but I've been turning 29 for 13 years.  You just have to be consistent.  If somebody asks you say "I'm turning 29 this year".  When they question your response a year later you say "Your wrong, I said I was turning 28 last year".  It's all in how forcefull your response is and how youthfull you look.  And how good your face cream is, and how good your surgeon is, and whether you wear a hat, and if you watch MTV to pick up the youthfull phrases, and whether you wear your pants kind of low to show your underwear, and.....OK, it doesn't work.  Once you turn 29 your done .

I'm ok with hitting my 30's.  But I plan on stretching it out for 20 years.